All right, guys, happy Wednesday. I woke up to such a weird message from my PR guy Mitchell. He said that Newsweek had reached out to him wanting to know if I had any comment regarding another post from Ms. Tina Knowles. Apparently, Beyonce's hive of fans believes that I am being threatened by her in Solange. They think that Beyonce's sister is going to beat me up in an elevator.

Is my life at risk? We're going to talk about that. Plus, congressional mayhem, also in the news, the first

ever trans congressman who has been now banned from going into female restrooms that is now at work,

at least. And apparently this news that women are women and men are men

has sent shockwaves throughout the hill. But first, I am fired up today, truly fired up.

After I accidentally discovered that another feminist, no, not Taylor Swift or Blake lively,

but this time Anne Hathaway, is slated to partake in what can only be described as industrial-scale bullying.

Her target, Hannah Nealman of Ballerina Farm.

I don't know why people just can't leave this woman alone and allow her to bake bread and love her family.

So we're going to speak about the fact that there is a war, a war on stay-at-home moms.

They really, really detest women that love their children.

All that coming up on Candace.

I'm going up. All right, so where should we begin?

I guess we should begin with just the blanket statement that I hate modern feminism.

If you're new here, I'm a very proud anti-feminist.

I view it as really just a social cancer that metastasizes within unhappy women. They just become so angry and so bitter when they see women

that don't live according to their mandates.

And what are their mandates?

Well, the feminist mandate today is that women should be just like men.

We should want to be like men.

We should fight our biology.

Don't worry about having kids.

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