Shotgun Baby Pt.1 w/ Ryan Shaner

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 15 October 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	Welcome back to Dadmeet Pitch.
0:01.4	Ryan Shainer, Tim Butterley, who just made the biggest mess that I've ever seen a man make.
0:06.5	Tim Nutterly.
0:07.7	Yeah.
0:08.2	Tim, what the heck happened, dude?
0:12.5	All right, if you're not ready to...
0:14.0	Dude, do you think that actually, if this stains, do you think I can still wear this and it'll be like a cool stain?
0:18.6	It just looks like cum.
0:20.7	It does. Dude, you're making custom cum stain
0:22.7	jeans. They're not even
0:24.7	a sponsor today, but Tim and I were just having a conversation
0:27.0	about how good these
0:28.3	these fuel supplements are.
0:30.5	And Tim's like, yeah, man, they're awesome.
0:32.9	They do the trick. And he
0:34.7	goes to shake it. And he doesn't realize
0:36.8	that the fucking, he goes to shake it and he doesn't realize that the fucking he already undid
0:38.5	the cap and as he's shaking it i've never seen so much liquid blanket a fucking it was everywhere
0:45.6	dude i i'm telling you i just ruined the rest of my week i'm gonna be on my hands and knees
0:51.1	cleaning fucking retard chocolate milk off of every serve. I took
0:56.7	half of a bottle of this stuff and I covered as much of the room as I could. I hope it says it does
1:01.2	not come out of fabric. I hope it's like it's permanently stained. You contact the CDC. I'm like sorry.
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