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Subject to availability, see Screwfix.com for Faulties and Seas. It's three minutes after ten,

and you are listening to James O'Brien on LBC. I've got some favourite themes. You know I have.

Footballification. The cue for the ghost train is always much longer than the queue for the speed your weight machine.

There's no point of having a mind if you never change it. All of these things that I use in a way to try to unlock things that are not immediately unlockable or comprehensible. The pendulum is one of my favorites. I think

I discovered it oddly talking about a topic that is similar to the one that we're going to begin with

today. Because we're going to talk about bin strikes. We're not going to do what I would do

were I presenting a slightly more frivolous program

We're working for a slightly less serious radio station

Which is, can you guess what the topic would be

If we were

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