Thank you. Welcome, welcome back to Dadmeet. I mean, sorry it's on a weird day. Sorry it's during Saturday football, but suck our dicks about it, dude, shut off. Don't ever complain to me that we're doing this during something else ever again. Dude, this is that time where time doesn't exist. It starts now. Yeah. It ends through the holidays. Yeah, for real, dude. You're on pre-vacation vacation. Pull up two screens.

Stop being a fucking bitch.

It's fattening season.

Get fucking roasted.

Get fucking big and fat and sit on your dad's couch.

That's like impossibly comelier than yours.

Go eat cheese.

Ignore, ignore the family members you don't care about.

Actually, don't even watch this now.

Pause this.

Close the window. Bring this up and watch this instead of dealing with your family at Christmas. That's what I'm saying. With us today is, I mean, a prototypical funny retard.

Yeah. Yeah. That's, I think, a direct quote from one of my mom's boyfriends. Yeah.

The guy who figured out how to do it the best, and we all want to do it the same way.

And Soder.

Thanks for being with us.

I love you guys so much.

It's so fun.

I was so happy to come.

When I knew I was coming to Philly and you guys were like, come to Dad meet.

I was like, oh, see what I'm doing that day. We go, oh, cool, man, thanks. No, man, this is great.

This is great.

This is our first time actually seeing each other since the skanks prank.

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