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Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Simon Rich

Conan O’Brien Needs A Friend

Team Coco & Earwolf

Comedy

4.857.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 October 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Writer and humorist Simon Rich feels extremely grateful about being Conan O’Brien’s friend. Conan sits down with Simon to discuss writing affable villains, choosing colleges courses for their comedic premises, and the inspiration behind the hilarious stories in Simon’s latest book New Teeth. Plus, Sona seeks advice for a child-rearing quandary as she makes a welcome return to the team. Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821. For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

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0:00.0

Hi, my name is Simon Rich.

0:05.0

And I feel extremely grateful about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:12.0

That was sweet.

0:13.0

And I think since here, that was really nice.

0:15.0

I won for it.

0:16.0

We're gonna run that through we have a machine here called the Snarkometer.

0:19.4

And just dial it up.

0:20.4

Everything comes out in Dennis Miller's voice.

0:22.3

I feel really fucking great about being Conan O'Brien's friend.

0:27.4

Gotcha.

0:29.4

Fall is here, here and now, back to school.

0:34.9

Ring the bell, brand new shoes, walking loose, climb the fence, books and pens.

0:41.3

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

0:45.5

I can tell that we are gonna be friends.

0:51.7

Hey there, and welcome to Conan O'Brien's, needs a friend.

0:55.8

This is a glorious day.

0:58.0

My mother always uses the word glorious.

1:00.0

I would say, mom, what do you think of this slice of pizza?

1:04.3

It's glorious.

1:05.4

She would say glorious all the time.

1:07.3

And I'm quoting my mom.

1:08.3

This is a glorious day because for the first time since she left to go on maternity leave

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