I am or I was an orange is the new black watcher and it's got this great opening credit sequence with this song by Regina Spector

And it plays over this montage of faces

You know some of these people have piercings and they've got beauty marks and freckles and wrinkles and

Eyeliner

beautiful gap teeth

There's just wave of humanity is just washing over you and it's kind of moving and exhilarating

I am emotional before the show even starts most episodes

And during one of these seasons

I'm watching this show and I notice in the bottom right hand corner of the screen

There's a little button that says skip intro and I'm like oh well that's interesting

I now have the option to skip past this opening credit sequence that I love and this song which I have come to

Accept as like basically an elemental part of myself. I have the option to just move right past that and get to the show

Are they saying Regina Spector is wrong and then I don't have time?

Oh, no. Oh, no. What are we doing here?

but I will admit that I

clicked it and

I instantly felt small

in my own lack of patience and dignity

So I feel terrible about myself. I don't like it

I don't like skip intro and I don't like me when I press it. I shouldn't have the option

So on today's show

We're gonna talk about TV theme songs why you shouldn't skip over them

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