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Judge John Hodgman

Jesse Thorn

World, Show, Complete, Hodgeman, Comedy, Pc, Daily, Hodgman, Mac, More, Expertise, Knowledge, Information

4.8 • 7.7K Ratings

🗓️ 18 May 2022

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

It's time to clear the docket! Does one eat or drink soup? Should someone tell their student they look like Judge Hodgman? We rule on these disputes and also cases about toilet etiquette, Facetiming with one's partner over a meal, and hair styles!

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0:00.0	Welcome to the Judge John Hodgman podcast. I'm Bale of Jesse Thorn. We're in chambers this week
0:07.5	to clear the docket. And with me as a man who I'm somewhat concerned does not sing the freaks come
0:13.2	out at night by Houdini inside his head all the time, which I thought was normal. Judge John Hodgman.
0:20.0	That's because I'm always saying in my head the bridge is over, the bridge is over,
0:23.7	the bridge is over, the bridge is over, KRS1 knowledge rain supreme almost over nearly
0:31.4	every one, over nearly everyone. It's not some people. There are some who rain supreme over
0:36.4	knowledge, but knowledge rain supreme over nearly everyone in KRS1 rain supreme above all.
0:41.6	My name is John Hodgman talking to my friend Jesse Thorn and our friend Jennifer Marmer over
0:46.8	teleconference. I'm a little giddy you two little giddy, you know why? Why is that? You're in
0:51.9	Brooklyn. It's been very cold and gray for a long, long time. Spring is sprung. Windows have been
0:57.4	flown open unless you're doing a podcast in which you got to close them again, which is what I did
1:01.2	because of my professional the other day that cardinal that comes around during the spring because
1:06.4	my desk faces the window cardinal comes around landed on a satellite dish on the building across
1:12.4	the way. It was an incredible thing and Jesse you know it incredible thing that happened in spring.
1:17.2	Spring is when we come alive again and we open ourselves ideally to new things and new adventures
1:24.2	and I did. I opened myself to a new adventure, a new dangerous adventure. You know what I did?
1:28.9	What's that? I told my neighbor to shut up. Wow. Yeah, it was incredible. In so many words?
1:34.8	No, I was very polite about it. Okay. The past few times that we've recorded Judge John
1:39.4	Hodgman, the new neighbor who has the room next door to me here, next to my office,
1:45.4	they have been playing some really not bad late 80s early 90s jams with the base pumped up real
1:56.0	out. And while producer Jennifer Marmer would always say I can't hear it, right Jennifer Marmer?
2:01.9	Yeah, that's right. And I take your word for it, but I can hear it and it was very distracting to me.
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