Smack my crisp up
The Luke and Pete Show
Stak Production
4.9 • 1.8K Ratings
🗓️ 11 November 2024
⏱️ 33 minutes
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Summary
Pete amazingly starts today’s show by revealing that he likes Monday mornings. So Luke comes to one conclusion… Pete is turning into Stewy Donaldson!
Elsewhere, Luke and Pete learn all about home fries aka the act of bringing your own fish fillet to the fish and chip shop. Plus, Luke tells Pete that he recently got into an accident on his Lime bike. Don’t worry, it’s not as dramatic as it sounds…
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| 0:49.1 | Forward slash plan. It's the Luke and Pete Shore. |
| 1:04.0 | And it's a Monday. It's the start of a working week. I like two days of the week. |
| 1:08.4 | One, I like Fridays for obvious reasons. Monday, I also very much |
| 1:13.0 | care for as well, because there's just so much, like, half six in the morning, you're downstairs |
| 1:19.0 | having a coffee in the kitchen and you're prepping the dogs breakfast and stuff and you're just |
| 1:25.8 | getting your life together and you're |
| 1:27.9 | about a hopping the show and you sort of go you're just reading the news checking up on emails |
| 1:32.1 | making sure you've not fucked up a podcast upload and and and and everything is good with the world |
| 1:38.2 | it's it's just kind of like I just feel like there's just so much promise and then by about |
| 1:42.3 | quarter past nine you're angry again. |
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