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Junkfood Cinema

Small Soldiers

Junkfood Cinema

Brian Salisbury

Visual Arts, Tv & Film, Leisure, Arts, Hobbies

4.6 • 705 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2018

⏱️ 62 minutes

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Summary

Happy Junkyween! 

In honor of the season, and in response to overwhelming listener demand (that is to say overwhelming demand from one particular listener) Brian & Cargill discuss one of the scariest movies ever made: Small Soldiers. What? It is scary...if you're a toy collector.

The guys chat about the effects, the insane assembled voice cast, and how Joe Dante was able to remake Gremlins into something new. They also do more Bronson impressions, Brian rails against Harriet the Spy, and there is a serious discussion about the appropriateness of Burger King commercials. All this plus, it takes the guys a while to figure out which movie they're actually covering. 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hi, this is Dick Miller.

0:22.5

You're listening to Junk Food Cinema.

0:24.8

Who were these guys? T. Ten hut junkie-ons and welcome to a very militaristic episode of junk food

0:45.5

cinema brought to you by filmscorejects.com.com.

0:49.3

Dot com.

0:51.4

Dot gif invasion. This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good. It just happened. Dot GIF Invasion.

0:55.0

This is the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

0:57.9

It just has to be fattening.

0:59.1

I'm your host Brian Salisbury, and I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

1:03.3

He's a novelist.

1:04.0

He's a screenwriter.

1:05.1

He's a lieutenant of Megaforce, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

1:07.8

Hi.

1:08.3

How's it going?

1:09.2

It's going great. You know, we have been hassled for a couple months by a junkie on.

1:14.2

Yeah.

1:14.7

Who has been very excited for us to cover this movie.

1:17.8

I feel like, if nothing else, junk food cinema, by the way, at junk food cinema on Twitter

1:22.1

and such and such, is a podcast that listens to the will of its listeners that really is connected to what our audience wants, what they have been pining for.

1:33.4

And we try to deliver that as often as we can.

1:36.3

So we're giving it to you.

1:38.4

You demanded it.

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