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🗓️ 11 December 2024
⏱️ 58 minutes
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0:00.0 | Deck, the halls of Cody's Shody, time to have some booze, here's some more news. |
0:07.0 | Donald Trump is the president. |
0:11.0 | Fuck. |
0:15.0 | Hi, everybody. |
0:17.0 | Hey there, happy holidays, happy Hanukkah, Harry Zauquanza, |
0:21.1 | yummy time, yule, delightful December wean, |
0:23.9 | and a bellyful blood feast of the wintering werewolf to you all. |
0:27.6 | And Merry Christmas, almost forgot that one. |
0:30.1 | It's legal to say it again. |
0:32.1 | We all remember Christmas, right? |
0:34.1 | It's that one pagan holiday, Saturnalia, about the birth of Rudolph, |
0:37.1 | or when the first elf decided to become a snalia, about the birth of Rudolph, or when |
0:37.8 | the first elf decided to become a snitch, or fat snowman week, or something. I don't remember. |
0:43.1 | But I sure hope Santa saw my wish list, and I get a private jet underneath the tree this year. You're |
0:47.9 | not the only one who deserves to fly, Kringle, you festive freak. Where was I? |
0:54.0 | Christmas. |
0:55.0 | Anyway, some group decided to partner it with this one guy's birthday. You know when that guy at work does like a St. Patrick's Day, but also their birthday, get together at a bar every year? It's like that. |
1:06.0 | And in the United States, Jesus' birthday celebration is about something very special, precious, and sacred. |
1:14.1 | Buying stuff. |
1:15.1 | Got them! |
1:16.1 | That's not a hot take. |
1:17.6 | It's like the standpoint of every grumpy character |
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