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🗓️ 18 December 2024
⏱️ 48 minutes
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0:00.0 | Ugh, Katie wants to do Secret Santa again this year. |
0:07.0 | It's not what you think. |
0:08.0 | She just gets really drunk and accuses me |
0:09.5 | of secretly being Santa. |
0:11.0 | Nobody wins. |
0:12.0 | Anywho, hi, it's me again. |
0:14.0 | Is everyone getting good and lubed up for the holidays? |
0:17.5 | Flying home, perhaps. |
0:19.0 | Gonna go back to your small town and rekindle your romance with that hunk from high school. |
0:23.5 | He's racist, you know. |
0:25.3 | That hunk from high school is racist now. |
0:27.7 | Or always was. |
0:28.7 | Just a heads up. |
0:29.6 | Also, and here's some more news, |
0:31.5 | you might want to get caught up on your vaccines |
0:34.2 | or at least bust out a mask at the airport. |
0:37.0 | Because guess what? The grossiosies are back |
0:39.8 | folks. Yeah, yes, it turns out COVID is not actually over because it never will be. And in fact, |
0:46.9 | it's dropping a hot new variant just like it does every winter. So slapping an N95 over your |
0:53.5 | holes is probably a smart move if you don't want to |
0:56.9 | spread COVID to your grandma and deprive yourself of the chance to kill her with your own bare hands. |
1:02.6 | She knows why. So mask up is the point here. That is, unless you're going to a protest over the |
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