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🗓️ 12 March 2025
⏱️ 47 minutes
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0:00.0 | Old people. We all know one or love one or we'll become one gross. |
0:10.0 | Usually the president is one. Also hi, welcome to video show. And here's some more news. |
0:16.0 | Let's talk about nursing homes. You know that bad thing where we joke about how terrible they are |
0:22.3 | and threaten our turd parents with? But thank goodness, we'll never personally have to experience. |
0:28.9 | Few! We're going to die on our motorcycles when we're 53 beheaded by a cement truck, just like |
0:33.7 | that old lady the circus said. Damn that old lady in her haunting, glowing eyes. |
0:38.3 | Should have put her in a nursing home. |
0:40.3 | Hey, that reminds me, nursing homes are terrible. |
0:48.3 | Nursing homes. |
0:51.3 | Prophets thrive while grandpa dies. |
0:55.4 | Oh man, I bet this is gonna be a really fun episode. |
0:58.1 | I can feel it. |
0:59.1 | So yeah, there's this weird cognitive dissonance |
1:01.9 | between joking about how bad nursing homes are |
1:04.9 | and the sobering reality that we or someone we love |
1:08.2 | will eventually end up in one. |
1:10.7 | To be specific, 70% of adults who live |
1:13.3 | over the age of 65 end up needing long-term care. But we don't think about it, do we? And honestly, |
1:19.6 | that's probably because most of us don't feel like we have much of a choice. Nursing homes, |
1:24.3 | at least in America, feel as inevitable as death itself. That's probably why we'd rather make jokes about it. |
1:30.3 | Knock, knock, who's there? Death for everyone. |
1:33.3 | Eventually. |
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