Young people. Disgusting. Terrible and disgusting.

I'm talking, of course, about little kids.

We all hate them. Don't deny it. We hate their little faces, their mealy little mouths babbling at you at the supermarket.

Every time I see a child, I throw up a little in my mouth just like you all do too

This is a relatable thing I'm expressing, but alas we also have to keep them alive

Because here's some more news little kids are apparently us from the past

Which is why it's a teensy odd that child care in the United States is pretty

expensive.

Depending on where you live in the age of the child, it costs an average of $5,000 to $18,000

a year.

Way more if you live in a city.

In 2023, the national average is around 11,582 monies per child.

That's roughly the same as a round-trip flight to Europe every month for a year. Except

you don't get to hang out with those cool French and their cigarettes and guillotine violence.

So much guillotine crime over there. No, it's just to have your kids exist. That's it.

But I guess that's all because of big child care making you fork over the goods while they

roll in your money wads. Except hi, hey, hello. Here's some more, more news. The average child care

worker earns just over $28,000 annually.

That's barely enough to afford groceries or health insurance.

And that's weird.

Odd, as I said before.

It's all odd.

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