Hello, I'm currently out of office.

An article I read recently said we're more relaxed and more productive after a good break.

So, I've gone to Barbados for a month for science. Yours, Toby. Take your holiday as seriously as British

Airways holidays take your holiday. Atul protected. Morning everybody. Welcome along to your free

podcast for today, Thursday, December the 22nd. I told you it gets ever closer. What did I say to you? It's

going to creep up on you.

You'll have Christmas Day, boxing day, and then you're all back to work again.

It's one of those things, isn't it? You'll have had too much to eat, too much to drink.

There'll be people all over the place that the police are going to be out in force.

They're going to be looking long to find him, I reckon. I'm always amazed that people who seriously have a load to drink, either in the pub on the boxing day or whenever,

and then they get in the car and drive home. And I always think, you know that the police

are going to be looking for you. They're absolutely waiting there. They can't wait to get

drunk drivers off the road. But I hope that it all goes well for you. I'm quite sure it will do.

I'm quite sure because we've still got a couple more days and I'm with you on Christmas Day and Boxing Day as well, between 7 and 10.

And we're trying to work out because they had a big lunch with the king and his consort the other day.

And apparently Andrew turned up, I should imagine with a dogggy bag to sort of fill it up and take all the food home because I can't imagine Sarah being any use in the kitchen at all. I mean she doesn't look as though she can do things like that. And they were all trying to say that William and Kate didn't turn up. But I thought they did. It's just that we didn't see them because they now live on the Windsor estate. And so that that they did a they had to go through a different gate or something

I don't know I can't remember what it was

I remember some years ago it was a couple of years ago

Andrew went out there in his little range rover

little boy wonder

and he couldn't be bothered to get out of the car

to open the farm gate you just drove through it

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