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We've tackled the subject of Sonic Speed a lot over the years and I have to admit

I've been pretty hard on the old blue blur.

First we concluded that he isn't actually the super Sonic Hedgehog that he claims to be, then we concluded that he isn't actually the supersonic hedgehog that he claims to be,

then we concluded that his running would completely destroy his fragile body,

then we proved that his Chaos Emeralds aren't even Emeralds. Even I start to get tired of being a naysayer

after beating up on a franchise for so long.

So you know what, new resolution.

I'm going to be ProSonic.

I'm going to take a page from Jim Carrey's playbook and try to come up with a theory where I say yes.

Yes, man.

Wow.

Today I'm going to be Sonic's Yes Man, a Yes Matht, if you will.

So what part of the Sonic lore can I try to prove with actual science?

And to show that I'm trying to stay impartial and abandon any previous biases I might have against this character,

I'm going to ask a completely unbiased source for assistance here.

Hey computer, what's an easily defensible part of the Sonic Lord

that I can back up with actual science?

Do a theory about the time travel in Sonic CD.

What? You've got to be kidding me. We're going to talk about that, Sonic game? The one with time travel.

Where Sonic can travel back and forth between the future, the past and the present. Do I even have to start with all the paradoxes that that would...

No, no, no, new map, Pat bad. We're going to try to say yes today.

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