Hey, junkies, before we kick things off, we want to give a shout out to our buds.

Dion and Blake over at the podcast Saturday Night Movie Sleepovers.

Remember back in the day when you'd have a sleepover with your friends,

ran a towering stack of tapes, stuff your sleeping bags full of fun dip and cheese whiz

and have a fantastic time.

Cargill, you must have had those gatherings as a kid, right?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

I don't believe that. None whatsoever.

You definitely didn't throw Nintendo games in with the cheese whiz.

Oh, no.

You know, you definitely, you know, didn't watch a series of different horror movies after everyone went to bed because they were the movies you weren't supposed to be watching.

None of that definitely happened.

No, and you never brought those games that your parents told you not to because you would lose them.

It's like, oh, no, I won't take them, and then you just like shove them under your socks.

Yeah.

Never happened.

No, of course not.

Well, Dion and Blake are reliving their childhoods with this nostalgic podcast covering a huge assortment of genres. Saturday Night Movie Sleepovers is like the spiritual cousin of junk food cinema.

But, you know, it's that cool cousin that you'd always invite to the sleepover because his mom made killer nachos.

Not the hot cousin that makes you feel weird?

Yeah, because it would just make you feel weird and raise a lot of questions you don't want to answer about yourself.

That's, you know, that's got to be my next, you know, 80s cover band, Hot Cousin.

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