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Last week was Rush Week at my college and me and all the other freshmen were trying our

hardest to get into the best frat houses and sororities. I had my eye on Alpha Fee, but I'd heard

from a few people. It was really, really hard to get into. When I asked why the girls kind of

snickered, we can't tell you they said but we guarantee you'll find out.

So on Friday night my girlfriend Terry and I went to the Alpha Phi Rush party.

I was wearing my favorite jeans, skin tight

Levi's over boots, with a thin wife beater tank and no bra. And if you looked

really close you could see my rosy pink nipples under the tank, especially if it got cold. But whatever, I figured I really wanted to look hot. I wore my cowboy hat too. When Terry and I showed up, the girl party

was in full swing. We were handed drinks right away and within an hour, oh, I couldn't believe

how Dibsy I was.

Finally, the sorority president got everyone's attention.

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