So are we supposed to start the podcast?

Ready, one, two, three.

There she is.

The best clapper in podcasting.

So good.

Pumps, what have you had it with?

Okay, so I've had it with electronic coupons.

Did you even know those existed?

Yeah, I did.

I had no idea.

So here's what happened.

I go up to the CVS by me.

I have on no makeup, my hair's in a ponytail, glasses, in my pajamas, no bra.

I'm going to run in, take two seconds, do the self-checkout, boom, in and out.

So this woman in front of me at the self-checkout, she's going through all her coupons with somebody that works for the store.

And in my head, I am screaming and like banging my head against the wall.

I'm like, I fucking hate everybody, hate that person explaining it.

I hate this person for asking, but I'm just

like, act like a normal human. Just for one minute, you can sit here and act normal. So then the person

still dealing with her coupons, the lady says, do you want me to check you out? I said, yeah,

that'd be great. So she checks me out. She asked me for my birthday, which I don't have a club card. But I gave it to her.

And she looked at me and she goes, oh my gosh, I would never have believed you're in your 50s.

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