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podcast app. Live your life. Coming up on We Are Not Journalists. So you're saying we need to

throw it down and really get in there and really like mess up their guts?

We need to smack it and rub it down and have sex with it.

I don't know if I would put it exactly that way but pretty clearly we need to make some

changes to the immigration laws.

I confessed to murder to a United States congressman and his response was say a prayer this country needs people like you.

To be fair it was an election year.

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Okay, wait, what? So we're at dinner and someone says,

you know, Oppenheimer, the movie happened because of 9-11.

You probably heard it. because of 9-11.

You probably heard it where 9-11 caused 50 Shades of Grey.

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