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Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

Speed 2: Cruise Control (1997)

Shat the Movies: 80's & 90's Best Film Review

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Film Reviews, 80s, Shermerhighschool, Sixteencandles, Movies, Tv & Film, Weirdscience, Breakfastclub, Vcr, Johnhughes, Vhs, 90s, Classicmovies

4.61.7K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2018

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

Can you really call it a movie "Speed" when it only goes 17 knots? Can you call a movie "Speed" when it doesn't have Keanu Reaves? Can you even call this thing a movie? Impossible physics, premarital bickering, misplaced comedy, pedophilia, and a fundamental misunderstanding of copper poisoning make this one of the worst films Shat The Movies has reviewed. But is it THE WORST? Listen and find out.


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0:00.0

Yeah, it's funny you mentioned that, Raj, because in movies where you have a digital speedometer,

0:04.7

typically you're like looking at like 100, 120 miles per hour, it's like 17 knots.

0:09.7

Like, everybody get excited, we're going 17 knots.

0:13.0

Remember when we first met John McLean.

0:15.0

Our God picked him up from the plane

0:18.0

and took him down the knockatome tower

0:21.0

at the Christmas party and the terrorists were over zealous but it was sweet when they

0:27.2

killed Ellis and with a little help from Alice

0:31.6

Welcome back to Shatt the Movies, the podcast where we answer the

0:34.3

question with the movies we love when growing up really that good.

0:37.0

Have you ever caught yourself thinking, why did they make movies like they used to?

0:39.8

Can you still remember spending your Friday night searching for the perfect movie rental at Blockbuster video?

0:44.1

Do you even remember what Blockbuster video was? Have you answered yes and this is the podcast for you?

0:49.0

I'm one of your three hosts Roger Roper. And alongside me are my two co-host, Big D Dick Ebert.

0:55.0

Good evening.

0:57.0

And Jean, Jason Patrick Lyons.

0:59.0

4256 589J.

1:02.0

And each week we take a look back in time and decide if our favorite film still hold up. Each week the audience selects from

1:08.2

selection of movie choices that we then break out a race car VHS tape rewinder and watch the movie The Tally The highest number of votes.

1:14.5

At the end of each podcast, the three of us will provide you the audience with a number of wipes.

1:18.5

Each movie would take the get off your respective but so thank you so much for listening.

1:21.6

If you haven't already hit that subscribe button and share with a friend.

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