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Mason will

Mason will begin things with a conspiracy theory that he has researched extensively

He's been preparing essay upon essay upon this. I've been for many years sleep was nights like I can't stop thinking about this shit

Man like these these people to do it doing this shit

Talking about yeah, those fucking loser people man. I'm telling you they were the real man. They're out there

Have you seen the videos and shit where their tongues stick out like yeah, I guess

Sumo more. What does it look like that hot while I can't see you got to like

That is overly protective

No, I got good. Oh, okay. I can see you. Well, yeah, so there's a bit of a conspiracy going around

It's actually a long term ones. It's one of the early born conspiracy theories. It's where since the internet

Yeah, and and pretty early so it's pretty much based on a

It's like some illuminati shit and it's like the the human in slavery of these lizard people

Okay, trying to enslave humans

But but not directly, you know, not like hectic whips and shit or whatever

Pure just like

Manifesting and like puppeteering their fucking

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