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🗓️ 23 January 2025
⏱️ 63 minutes
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0:40.3 | Specimen gathering mission on planet Alpha 177. |
0:45.3 | Unknown to any of us during this time, |
0:48.3 | a duplicate of me, some strange alter ego, |
0:51.3 | had been created by the transporter malfunction. |
0:59.8 | The Enterprise is on a specimen gathering mission on Planet Alpha 177. |
1:04.3 | A geological technician trips on a rock and has to beam back up to the Enterprise. |
1:09.3 | Transporter blare's an alarm, which chief engineer Montgomery Scott wants to investigate, |
1:11.1 | but in the meantime, screw it. |
1:14.1 | He beams up the captain who returns feeling a bit strange. |
1:19.2 | Scotty escorts him out of the room so that an evil transporter copy of Kirk can go unnoticed. |
1:25.1 | Evil Kirk rages around the enterprise, demanding access to McCoy's private stash of Sory and Brandy. |
1:28.5 | He then drunkenly carouses around the ship and finds Yelman Rand alone in her quarters where he pushes himself on her. She manages to scratch Evil Kirk's |
1:33.3 | face and get assistance from a crew member passing her quarters, but Evil Kirk runs the man |
1:37.4 | down and beats him down before he can find help. Meanwhile, Good Kirk begins to receive corroborated |
1:42.7 | accounts of this fiendish behavior from all over to ship. Spock surmises that the only explanation can be a Kirk imposter aboard the enterprise. |
1:50.9 | Scotty finally figures out what's wrong with the transporter. Kirk wants to tell the crew what happened, like a good captain would, but Spock tries to convince him to keep this all a big secret. Spock's logic, |
2:02.8 | Kirk must appear perfect to the crew or risk being seen as weak. Not very logical, Mr. Spock. |
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