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Emergency Intercom

Enya Umanzor & Drew Phillips

Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.9 • 3.6K Ratings

🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 68 minutes

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0:00.0	Hi!
0:02.0	Hi!
0:04.0	Welcome back to this episode of Emergency
0:08.0	or come back to this episode of Emergency.
0:21.9	Welcome back.
0:23.3	Bring back my girls.
0:26.6	This weekend is Coachella and a shocker to nobody and nobody gives a fuck, but we're not going.
0:31.4	Couldn't be me.
0:32.5	Coachella's ran through.
0:33.5	Oh, Daddy's going.
0:34.3	If you go to Coachella, like you're a ran through, you're a piece of shit.
0:38.0	You're, like, ugly.
0:39.1	Yeah, such a piece of shit.
0:40.9	Where were you saying, Kai?
0:41.7	Daddy's going.
0:42.7	Oh.
0:43.6	That lines up.
0:44.8	That tracks.
0:45.5	No, I actually, like.
0:46.5	I'm kind of jealous.
0:47.9	I'm genuinely jealous of people who can be in big crowds and not be terrified and petrified for their life. Like that sounds,
0:54.9	but I guess you're petrified.
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