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🗓️ 31 October 2019
⏱️ 38 minutes
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0:00.0 | So I keep coming across this meme online, mostly on Twitter, and it's hilarious. |
0:06.7 | It's of a woman in this swimsuit, and she's frantically sweeping the ocean. |
0:12.8 | It's exactly as bizarre as it sounds. |
0:17.3 | She has a big room, she's racing around on the shoreline, looking more and more distressed, |
0:21.8 | and she's trying to sweep the waves back into the ocean. |
0:26.9 | You can't do that. |
0:27.9 | That doesn't work, boo. |
0:28.9 | That's not how it works. |
0:29.9 | So it's just the perfect way to think about how it feels to be alive right now, |
0:34.6 | which is the tide keeps on coming, and there's nothing you can do about it, despite all your efforts. |
0:39.9 | One of my favorite juxtapositions of this video with text is, |
0:44.7 | you see the woman sweeping in the ocean and the caption reads, |
0:47.9 | being on a diversity committee, right? |
0:51.6 | And you could really apply it to anything. |
0:55.0 | It's like, me versus my inbox. |
0:57.3 | Oh, that's me. |
0:58.3 | That's definitely me. |
0:59.2 | Getting a woman director nominated for Academy Award. |
1:01.7 | Oh, boy. |
1:02.5 | Good luck with that. |
1:03.5 | Trying to think through these impeachment inquiries. |
1:05.4 | I mean, sweep, sweep, sweep. |
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