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Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Stretch Marks & Sharts | Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos | EP 11

Chris Distefano Presents: Chrissy Chaos

Chris Distefano

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.72.8K Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2021

⏱️ 78 minutes

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Summary

WELCOME to Chrissy Chaos! This episode Chrissy Chaos is back in action on the couch of the air bnb TruTV got him in LA. Chris wouldn't mind if his kids changed religions. The first installment of Ti Ti Jerry's Mail Bag is here! YASSSS. We had the WORST Easter dinner. DISGUSTING. LA is a mystery and makes no sense. It's a city that's built on insecurity and ego. The day Chris met Magic Johnson and found out the first baby was indeed his. A wild story about Vinny falling down but saving the baby. Vin is going wild for her 3rd pregnancy. Chris talks about a BAD experience he had on edibles in the past. TheHomelessPimp has a WILD story about taking a Uber in LA. Chris doesn't have a wardrobe department on his new tv show. Chris talks about taking a class at Barrys Bootcamp. Chris breaks down whats going on in the ocean after watching the film Seaspiracy. Is it too late to save the ocean? Fish farms are INSANE. TI TI Jerry answers a few fan emails about crypto currency, aliens invading, and her future plans. 48 laws of power teaches us another valuable lesson. Christory Distefano segment gets WILD about Emperor Norton a mentally ill man who declared himself the emperor of the US. The media made him the first Donald Trump for some reason WILD. Remember to rate us on iTunes and Join our Patreon for a WEEKLY bonus ep! patreon.com/chrisdcomedy CHRISDCOMEDY.COM for all upcoming live comedy show dates FOLLOW Chris Distefano On Social Media Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/chrisdcomedy/​ Twitter - https://twitter.com/chrisdcomedy​ Follow Chris' podcast with Sal Vulcano called HEY BABE! https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCD8I...​ ​ Filmed and Edited by THEHOMELESSPIMP https://www.instagram.com/thehomeless...​ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

What's up everybody? Welcome to another episode of Chrissy Chaos. We are here. We are back in the chaos, the Los Angeles chaos. I'm wearing a shirt because I've joined the Russian mafia since I've been in LA or the Armenian mafia homeless

0:20.3

Pimp is here in the building. Vinnie and the kids are in the pool. We got a pool. It's just good to be back in the family. I also got good exciting news. Real right off the bat. If you go to Chris D comedy.com my website. I'm back on the road, baby starting in the summer. We got Providence, Rhode Island. We got Eaton Town, New Jersey. We got Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, Joaquin Illinois, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and Nashville, Tennessee. Go get those tickets. Christy Comedy.com all live.

0:50.3

Right now. And of course patreon.com slash Christy comedy where the true chaos, the true Christians live. We've been going wild. Last week I did an episode with Tom Segura. Shout out Tom Segura. I did his live show. His your mom's house live show. Let me tell you people something. Okay. If you want to throw up. Laugh. Shit your pants and divorce your spouse. Go sign up for the next your mom's house live. I mean it's the craziest event. I've ever been a part of. I've been

1:20.3

set out with them for 3 1 1 2 and a half hours. We did it two weeks ago. And I don't think I've eaten food since because every time I sit down to eat, I just think it's a small Japanese woman shitting in the sandwich because those are the videos that we watch on your mom's house live. It's things that are genuinely like his show, the your mom's house live. Tom Segura and Christina Posinsky show, Christina P show is so crazy. It's so cool. I want to show you what we did. Next week I'm gonna talk of Chris D comedy. I want to say a few things. But like from the start of the show.

1:50.3

So worth the $10.

1:51.6

I can't even explain to you.

1:53.4

And I'm not getting anything for saying this.

1:55.2

I did the show, I was just a guest.

1:56.7

I'm just genuinely like a fan.

1:58.2

And being a part of it was truly epic and insane.

2:03.1

And I remember you texting me before.

2:06.2

I was like, dude.

2:07.1

Yeah.

2:07.8

That's about to be in slide.

2:08.9

Dude, it was 3.5 hours when I like this.

2:11.0

I couldn't believe how crazy and chaotic it was.

2:13.8

It was like something that like, dude,

2:15.3

Tom Sager and Christina Pierre, like inspirations to me,

2:17.7

like I want what they have.

2:19.0

Like that's like literally, and all they've done,

2:22.3

what they've done is they've just created a world

2:25.5

for themselves and their fans.

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