Stuff to do When You're Drunk (w/ Sean Jordan and David Gborie)

All Fantasy Everything

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Fantasy, Sean Jordan, Sports, Comedy, Leisure, Ian Karmel, David Gborie, Games, Headgum, Pop Culture, Drafting, All Fantasy Everything, Fantasy Sports

4.8 • 2.7K Ratings

🗓️ 6 April 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

We all love getting hammered. This is America, last time I checked, for gosh sake. But what do we love about getting hammered? On this episode, host Ian Karmel is joined by podcast faves David Gborie and Sean Jordan to draft that very question.

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0:00.0	This is a Headgun Podcast.
0:26.9	Welcome to another brand new episode of All Fantasy Everything Ladies and Gentlemen.
0:31.9	The podcast that drives the car as fast as a can straight into a brick wall and in that
0:39.0	nanosecond between life and death, those fleeting moments that were you to time them on a
0:46.6	watch would take not even the blink of an eye, but due to some unseen metaphysical force
0:54.5	in that moment, eons unfold.
0:57.5	Your whole life unravels before you like a blooming flower and you look back upon your
1:06.3	works in the world, everything you did and everything that was done to you.
1:11.5	And you think for one moment before your flame is eternally extinguished, what if we
1:19.0	fantasy drafted some of that?
1:22.0	That might be the best one.
1:23.0	That was the go-by.
1:24.0	I think we're recording pretty late at night.
1:27.0	Off the dome.
1:28.0	Yeah, that was awesome.
1:29.0	That was great.
1:30.0	When stand-ups, when they see like I've seen people in the back and they're like fucking
1:35.2	you know, and I'm like well it's just natural.
1:38.0	What are you talking about?
1:39.0	It's just about how gifted you are.
1:41.0	It's stuff like that.
1:42.0	You just can't get, you just can't do it.
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