SUBS 06 - Numbers (Part 2)

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🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 51 minutes

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Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people. Listen to this episode ad-free AND get access to weekly bonus episodes + video bonus episodes by joining the SUP Patreon. Watch video episodes of the pod on Mondays and Fridays by subscribing to the SUP YouTube. Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Case Blackwell Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:30.1	You see your gypsy. We're really in peak a gypsy mode in numbers especially with like the camps and wandering through
0:42.9	the desert doughty should be in a biblical show can you imagine dody like being miriam yes she's
0:50.9	classic miriam getting leprosy because...
0:54.8	Starting to talk shit, questioning everything.
0:58.0	What I want to know.
0:59.1	That's what she always said.
1:00.3	What I want to know is like, what the fuck are we doing here?
1:02.4	Yeah.
1:03.0	Why are we in the fucking desert?
1:04.8	And like the man is saying it too, but she gets leprosy.
1:08.0	Mm-hmm.
1:08.7	Classic.
1:09.7	That's always Doty is the one that's punished the most.
1:12.8	Mm-hmm.
1:13.3	The women are always punished the most.
1:15.9	Vanderbump Rules is slightly parable.
1:19.4	There's many parallels to the universe of Vanderpump rules in the Bible.
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