SUBS 12 - 2 Samuel

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🗓️ 11 April 2025

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Lara and Carey finish out their current era of SUBS with the second book of Samuel, but first they talk Mickey Rourke’s bizarre homophobia against JoJo Siwa in the Big Brother UK house, an update in Virginia Giuffre’s Ringu journey, and a Beverly Hills apartment building locked in battle with a resident spreading poop-laden terrorism. Back in Samuel, King David mounts his quest against Jerusalem to take the crown of Israel for himself. Whether alienating his wife Michal with sober raving and stealing wives from soldiers, David does his best to stay in the Lord’s good favor. But his greatest match comes in the form his Fabio-haired son Absalom, who schemes to steal his father’s throne and turn him into the biggest cuck mankind has ever seen. Chapters: 00:00 Coachella: Ass Out 07:01 Mickey & Jojo 24:36 Neighbor From Hell 31:18 SUBS 12 - 2 Samuel Relive the best moments of this iconic podcast by following the SUP TikTok. Production Services Provided by: Tiny Legends Productions, LLC Executive Producer: Stella Young Tech Director: Guy Robinson Art Director & Social Media: Ariel Moreno Sexy Unique Podcast is Edited by: Audio Editor: Ness Smith-Savedoff Video Editor: Anthony Matarozza Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You can't fight who you are.
0:02.6	1159.
0:05.9	What's that?
0:06.7	Turn on the music.
0:09.1	Turn out the lights.
0:11.5	I want to feel the beast inside.
0:15.6	Oh, I'm not familiar with that one.
0:17.2	You're not a beasthead?
0:18.2	Mm-mm.
0:18.6	Ooh.
0:19.5	I urge you to come over to the dark side.
0:22.6	But I am a fan of Adina Mansell's beast. Well, I'm working out the beast in me. Look at me.
0:30.0	I don't know that. It's a really bad song, but it's incredible. I'm not, I've, I sort of, that was a skip for me on mayhem.
0:38.1	It's, I would recommend to circle back.
0:40.8	All right, I'll circle.
0:41.7	Because at first I was like incredibly turned off by it.
0:45.1	And then I got beast-pilled.
0:46.8	You've been beast.
0:47.6	And I've been beast-pilled now since like the second listen through.
0:51.4	It's one of my tops.
0:52.7	Hopefully everyone going to Gogchella has a good time
0:55.2	this weekend and thank you for leaving L.A. and making it kind of quiet yes it's a gay rapture
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