SUBS Ep. 6: Numbers (Part 2)

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🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Lara and Carey return to recap the Almighty's reign of terror with part II of Book of Numbers, they discuss the Bible to Vanderpump Rules pipeline, and where Doute fits into the Old Testament. They also talk modern miracles that shaped our own culture, including LASIK, Big Ang, Carrie Bradshaw and more. Back in "Numbers," God continues his drug-addled organization spree, demanding tallies of firstborn males, tithings to the Levites and Aaron and sons, and mandatory military service. Disillusioned from their desert-wandering, the Israelites continue to doubt their Number One Guy in the Group (Moses), and are promptly met with God's wrath, as per usual. Joshua is randomly named Moses's successor as neighboring nations begin scheming to take down the Israelites; spiritualist Balaam is tasked with the tall order of cursing God's chosen people. Chapters: 00:00 SUR is God’s Israel 17:00 Jesus was Very Loaves 23:00 Numbers (Part 2) Recap Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You see your gypsy.
0:03.8	We're really in peak a gypsy mode in numbers, especially with like the camps and wandering
0:12.6	through the desert.
0:13.9	Doty should be in a biblical show.
0:16.5	Can you imagine Doty like being Miriam?
0:19.5	Yes.
0:20.4	She's classic Miriam.
0:22.0	Classic Miriam getting leprosy because...
0:24.7	Starting to talk shit, questioning everything.
0:28.0	What I want to know.
0:29.0	That's what she always said.
0:30.3	What I want to know is like, what the fuck are we doing here?
0:32.4	Yeah.
0:33.0	Why are we in the fucking desert?
0:34.7	And, like, the man is saying it too, but she gets leprosy.
0:38.0	Mm-hmm.
0:38.6	Classic.
0:39.6	That's always Doty is the one that's punished the most.
0:42.3	Mm-hmm.
0:43.2	The women are always punished the most.
0:45.9	Vanderbump Rules is slightly parable.
0:49.3	There's many parallels to the universe of Vanderpumpump rules in the bible can you see doughty
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