Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

...you're meeting junk.

...you're watching... Don't move, dirtbags.

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This is, of course, the weekly Colton Exploitation film cast so good.

It must be illegal.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury, and joining me as per you.

Did I, I'm going to try that again.

I am your host, Brian Salisbury.

And joining me, as per usual, is my friend and colleague.

He's a novelist. He's a screenwriter,

a lieutenant of megaforce, a man who seeks to grab life by the Mahoney's. Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi. How's it going, man? It is, it is going. We're, we've got the goot this week.

We are goot, my friends. I am so happy to be welcoming him back to the podcast. We have not seen him. I don't think since, wait, I can't remember. Is it possible to stop the music or? Well, I mean, they thought you couldn't stop the music and then people watched the movie.

Tushay all the way.

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