Guys, I'm meeting junk and watching rubbish.

You better come out and stop me.

All right. This is Dick Miller.

If you're listening to Junk Fu Cinema, who were these guys? Good and talk, junkie-ons.

I hope you have your decoder rings so you can decipher a new episode of junk food cinema.

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This is, of course, the weekly cult and exploitation film cast so good.

It just has to be fattening.

I'm your host, Brian Salsberg.

I'm joined as per usual by my friend and co-host.

He is a novelist. He is a screenwriter,

a lieutenant of Megaforce, a man we can never be sure is not Mel Tormey, Mr. C. Robert Cargill.

Hi. I could be the velvet fog. You could be, but you're more like if Mel Tourme had a baby with Tom Waits. Like that's the vocal range that I'm putting you in here.

I guess that could make some sense.

I have a lot of fans in Australia and Europe.

And I'm serious,

go watch that interview and tell me that he didn't inspire Heath Ledger's Joker.

Oh, I literally just showed a bunch of people that a couple weeks back.

I was like, what, You've never seen the interview?

Yeah, no. Hepp ledger definitely saw that and based the, uh, based, uh, the, uh, uh,

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