4 • 2.8K Ratings
🗓️ 10 February 2025
⏱️ 16 minutes
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Comedian and Broadcaster Sunil Patel invites you to join him in his new get-rich-quick scheme by marrying an Heiress. In this episode, Sunil meets with a premium dating agency, learns how to conduct himself on a date with an etiquette coach and goes on a megadate.
Written and Performed by Sunil Patel With Additional Material from Charlie Dinkin, Em Humble and Benjamin Sutton Featuring Helen Bauer Sound Design and Mix by Andy Goddard Produced by Laura Shaw and Benjamin Sutton
A Daddy’s SuperYacht Production for BBC Radio 4
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0:00.0 | Before you listen to this BBC podcast, I want to tell you why I love podcasting. |
0:04.7 | Hi, my name's Tommy Dixon, and I make podcasts for the BBC. |
0:08.4 | I'm a big fan of stories, always loved a good book. |
0:11.4 | But when I started commuting for my first job, I discovered podcasts. |
0:15.4 | I was blown away by how a creative idea and the right mixture of sounds could take you into |
0:19.2 | a whole new world full of incredible stories. You know, the type that make you go, wow. And that kind of inspired me to |
0:25.2 | give it a go myself, which to cut a long story short led to a BBC training scheme and a whole |
0:30.0 | new career giving other people that exact same feeling. So if you want to hear amazing stories |
0:34.2 | that make you go wow like I did, they're just a tap or click away on BBC |
0:38.1 | Sounds BBC Sounds music radio podcasts hello I'm Sinole Patel broadcaster comedian actor and this year |
0:50.4 | I was on a leaked long list for strictly come dancing I didn't actually get booked for the show or anything, but I did start learning the Paso D'Oble, |
0:57.8 | alone, obviously. |
0:59.3 | Shame on you, the Metro, for your shoddy reporting and for getting my hopes up. |
1:02.8 | In the last series of this show, I tried to get rich by investing my time, energy, and the BBC's money into cryptocurrency. It didn't go great. I still live with my landlord who hates me, |
1:13.2 | and my net worth is currently one Toyota Yaris. |
1:17.1 | But this time, I've got a new money-making scheme |
1:20.2 | that even I can definitely pull off. |
1:22.7 | Buckle up, losers. |
1:24.2 | This is an idiot's guide to building a power washing empire. |
1:35.7 | Hello? |
1:36.1 | Hello, hi there. I'm just going door to door. |
1:38.5 | Thank you. |
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