Swamp Taco w/John Kensil pt. 1

Dad Meat

Tim Butterly/Mike Rainey

Leisure, Comedy

4.9 • 856 Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2025

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Transcript

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0:00.0	John Kensel.
0:00.6	Hey, guys.
0:01.6	Welcome back to the program.
0:02.8	Yeah, we're just talking about hucksters at the gas station.
0:05.1	John, you've been coming across a bunch of them?
0:06.6	Shit, yeah, all the time.
0:08.6	Oh, you ever had this happen to you?
0:10.8	It's a guy and he points to his truck.
0:13.0	He goes, hey, man, are you a union guy?
0:15.0	He goes, no.
0:15.3	He goes, listen, man, my truck's broke down to get back to some state i got my wife and kids in the truck and he goes i got
0:21.1	my tools he goes give me your phone and your address i'll mail you a million money and you know it's a
0:24.9	it's a and your people fall for it uh that made down florida one time i i started thinking this guy
0:31.3	so like freaking pathetic i gave him five bucks and you know i knew it was all scam but uh he had actually
0:35.9	had a wife and kids in the car and he must have broke his own windshield out of the back.
0:39.0	Like, you creep.
0:39.9	You know, I had a, I had a boss one time when I worked at a public high school.
0:44.7	A boss got got by this meat salesman.
0:49.2	Oh.
0:49.8	And right before we dismissed school, the principal came on.
0:53.4	She's like, there's a man here whose meat truck broke down in the parking lot.
0:57.5	He says he's got to get rid of this meat or else it's going to go bad.
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