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Distorted View Daily

Sweet F’ing Christ On A Cross

Distorted View Daily

Tim Henson

Comedy Fiction, Improv, Fiction, Comedy

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 December 2024

⏱️ 38 minutes

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On Today’s Show: I’m up in Ashtabula visiting famb-ily for the holidays, so here is a delightful holiday treat for you freaks!  The Distorted View Store Is Open! PURE HYPOCHONDRIA IS STREAMING EVERYWHERE! Listen On Spotify | Listen On Apple Music | Listen On Amazon Music | Listen On Youtube Music Our New PO Box […]

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0:00.0

Hey Freaks, Tim back here with you.

0:09.2

You know, about 10 years ago, I released a digital album for the holidays titled

0:14.8

Sweet Fucking Christ.

0:16.7

It was a huge hit.

0:18.9

It contained a lot of holiday music that we play every year on the podcast.

0:24.2

And then inexplicably, there's some other songs that have nothing to do with Christmas,

0:28.8

like me rocking out to the Mega Man 3 theme song.

0:33.0

Anyway, it's been years since Sweet Fucking Christ was commercially available, mainly due to litigation.

0:40.1

I just kept getting sued over and over and over.

0:44.7

Thankfully, all of my legal problems are behind me, and I thought the best way to celebrate

0:49.1

would be to play the entire album for you right here, now on Christmas Eve or Christmas Day,

0:56.1

depending on when you're listening to this.

0:58.5

There's a chance you could be celebrating Memorial Day listening to this.

1:01.9

I don't know what you're doing.

1:03.3

I don't know how far behind you are on these shows.

1:05.5

I don't know if you're just picking random episodes, but you got a holiday one.

1:10.1

Sit back and listen to the entire album of Sweet Fucking Christ.

1:15.4

Merry Christmas, Freaks.

1:24.4

You know when you at the club and you see two big booties?

1:28.5

You want to stick your head in between them?

1:30.6

Make them twerk?

1:34.9

It's kind of like a sandwich.

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