From NPR and WB Easy Chicago, this is Weight Weight.

Don't tell me. The NPR News Quiz.

I'm a super villain, Bill Curtis, and here is your host, a man who hates being called

Pete. Pete Sago.

Thank you, Bear.

Thanks everybody. We have a great show for you today.

Later on, we're going to be talking to T-Pain, the musician and producer who among many

other things won the first season of the Masked Singer where they give out awards to people

without being able to see what they look like. Obviously, they stole that idea from us.

We will be suing them as soon as we can get a hold of our lawyer, Rudy Giuliani.

In the meantime, let's do it old school. Give us a call. The number is 1,888, Weight

Weight. That's 1,888, 924, 892, 4. Let's welcome our first listener

contestant. Hi, you're on Weight Weight. Don't tell me.

Hi, this is Allison, calling from Westbrook, Maine.

Hey, Allison. How are things in Maine?

Oh, they're so beautiful this time of year.

What do you do there?

I am a software tester for a veterinary diagnostic company.

A veterinary diagnostics company. You mean there's a company that just does software for

diagnosing medical problems in the animals?

Basically, yes. So we produce analyzers with software that basically give the feeling

for your butt. Really? Does it translate their noises?

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