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My Momma Told Me

T vs A (God Doesn’t Give with Both Hands): Motherf*ckin Mini Episode

My Momma Told Me

Big Money Players Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Society & Culture, Comedy Interviews, Stand-up

4.51.4K Ratings

🗓️ 23 January 2025

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Langston and David answer a Lil' Momma's voicemail about God's way of balancing looks and body parts. Also, it has been decided these hosts are not going to name y'all Lil' Freakies...

CALL US & LEAVE A MESSAGE! 844-LIL-MOMS aka 844-545-6667

SEND US YOUR BLACK CONSPIRACY THEORIES AND DROPS TO: [email protected]

LANGSTON KERMAN'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "BAD POETRY" IS OUT NOW ON NETFLIX

DAVID GBORIE'S STAND-UP SPECIAL "GBIRTH OF A NATION" OUT NOW ON PATREON

INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/mymommatoldmepod/

YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCm1wMf8iYG-imuTwqje2PNg

TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@mymommatoldmepod?lang=en

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FOLLOW LANGSTON KERMAN ON ALL PLATFORMS: @langstonkerman

FOLLOW DAVID GBORIE ON INSTAGRAM: @coolguyjokes87

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