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Joel Osteen Podcast

Take Your Seat

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.423.6K Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Take Your Seat

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0:00.0

Hello, this is Brett Goldstein. I'm a comedian and actor, writer, director,

0:03.5

swimmer, and I love films. Come join me on my podcast, Films To Be Bered With,

0:07.6

where I invite a special guest over, I tell them they've died, then I get them to discuss

0:11.5

their life through the films that meant the most to them. What films scared them the most?

0:14.8

What made them cry the most? Etc. At the end, they pick a film to go in their

0:18.6

pocket and take to heaven. Like, death, and movies. Listen to films to be buried with

0:23.3

Brett Goldstein on Will Ferrell's Big Money Players Network on the iHeart Radio app,

0:27.2

Apple Podcast, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:30.1

Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. Thanks for downloading our podcast. We enjoy spending

0:35.2

this time with you. I hope you'll leave inspired. Make sure you subscribe to get new messages

0:40.4

every week. We appreciate your support. It helps keep the ministry going. Enjoy the message.

0:45.9

Well, God bless you. It's a joy to come into your homes. And if you're

1:02.4

in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. I promise you,

1:07.7

we'll make you feel right at home. I like to start with something funny. I heard about

1:12.5

this mom. She was cooking breakfast for her two young boys. Ryan was five and Kevin was three.

1:19.6

They begin to argue over who should get the first pancake. She saw this as an opportunity to

1:25.1

teach them a lesson. She said, boys, boys, if Jesus were here, he would say, let my brother have

1:31.4

the first pancake. Ryan turned to his younger brother and said, okay, Kevin, you be Jesus.

1:37.4

Say it like you mean it. This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. I have what it says I have.

1:45.0

I can do what it says I can do. Today, I will be taught the Word of God. I boldly confess.

1:51.6

My mind is alert. My heart is receptive. I will never be the same in Jesus name. God bless you.

2:00.0

I want to talk to you today about keep your seat. In the Old Testament, the priest had to go

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