This week I sent out a prompt to my listeners and followers to share with me some of your

embarrassing moments from your high school or adolescence period of time because I think that

it's just a really embarrassing period of time for all of us.

Here we go.

I was a junior in high school.

Went out of the blue. One of my bastard classmates noticed that my

leg hair was sticking out of my navy blue opaque tights. I didn't cry. I wanted to. Instead,

I just stood tall and I kept pulling the tights out so that the hair would go back underneath

it. I know. You're thinking you weren't shaving your legs as a junior in high school? And the answer

is no, I was not shaving my legs. But let me tell you something, I ran right the frig home and

started shaving them that day. I was a leader in Dare, and we were doing like presentation for like

elementary school kids supposed to tell him how awful drugs are. The first time I was like,

I like long walks on the beach when I introduced myself. And then the second time I said,

I like Pinacoladas and like the people freaked out and they got really mad at me and thought

I was being a little like smart ass. Anyway,

I didn't know Pinacolades had alcohol in them and I was trying to be funny and it was a mistake,

an honest mistake. I was an eighth grade science class. We were studying genetics. I stood up to

answer a question. And of course I said genitals instead of genetics.

If the earth had opened up and swallowed me, I couldn't have been happier.

Unfortunately, it didn't.

I've had a couple of embarrassing times.

Once was I farted in class, and I tried to blame on my friend Robbie behind me, but he said,

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