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ποΈ 26 September 2023
β±οΈ 64 minutes
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0:00.0 | Winter melts away into spring. Spring ignites into summer. Summer smolders into autumn. The |
0:10.0 | coals of autumn are extinguished by the cold snows of winter. All things in this world revolve |
0:18.3 | around the cycle of life, death, and renewal. That's the nature of existence, which |
0:29.2 | tries you might, with simply no stopping the cycle. Uncle Henry has entered that last stage |
0:36.6 | of his journey. His journey through this big, weird, old world of ours, and this fact |
0:45.0 | filled me to the brim with anxiety. I couldn't imagine his absence from my life. It was |
0:54.1 | incomprehensible to me that he would eventually exhale his last breath, and then, and then |
1:02.2 | he would be gone. On his end, Henry tried his best to settle into a new life in a new place, |
1:12.6 | and he actually did a lot better than I had expected. That was half anticipating a barrage of |
1:17.7 | angry phone calls from the director of the retirement community within the first few weeks. But Henry |
1:25.0 | Henry behaved himself. Didn't tell off any of the staff. Yeah, the landscapers to do their work in peace. |
1:35.8 | Oh and all. Henry adjusted pretty well for a crusty old farmer who wasn't used to being crowded |
1:42.2 | by strangers. He liked walking down the community center to socialize with other residents, |
1:47.8 | but he referred to their shuttle bus outings as taking the oldie express to Dipper Town. |
1:56.2 | Instead, Henry took up lawn bowling, and he became almost obsessed with the card game, |
2:00.9 | Crivich. He's been hours researching strategies on his new laptop, squinting the screen, |
2:06.8 | with a notebook, and a pen that's ready. Now, I've been mopping the floor with these old |
2:12.7 | fuckers. He told me with a grim smile, they call me Hank the Shark, down at the community center. |
2:20.9 | Hank the Shark, repeated slowly, and I shook my head. Henry, if the only person I know |
2:28.2 | who would move to a retirement village and immediately turn to a degenerate gambler, |
2:32.9 | don't drain anyone's retirement fund, okay? I can't promise anything. |
2:40.5 | Henry grumbled sourly. Nothing else to do around here except play cards, make myself some enemies. |
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