Tales from the Disney Vault
Beyond the Norm
Christi Lukasiak
4.8 • 1.3K Ratings
🗓️ 20 August 2024
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Summary
"Someone is going to jump off a building if Christi walks by," jokes Stephen, but as Christi is quick to point out in some cases that isn't too far from the truth! But could you imagine one of those incidents occurring at the "Happiest Place on Earth"? It's true, and it's just one of many creepy Disneyland occurrences we'll be covering on this week's episode of Beyond the Norm.
Now there is a surprising amount of haunted happenings occurring everyday at Disney Parks, like The Haunted Mansion alone might as well have its own wiki page for the real life haunts that inhabit its grounds. So expect this to be the first of MANY Disney themed episodes. So to kick things off we figured it would be appropriate to give a little sampler of every kind of Mickey-themed horror, from the ghosts of children lost on park grounds to the shocking way Disney handles deaths in the park and the lengths they'll go to keep things hush hush. So hunker down and practice your best rendition of "Grim Grinning Ghosts" because this is one ride you may not return from.
Quotes
“Everyone was a bullied gay kid in middle school, I get it. I was a bullied gay kid and I wasn't even gay. Well you're gay adjacent.” (18:48-18:55 | Christi & Stephen)
“I hate Reddit. It's where they hate me the most so I don't normally patronize Reddit but for today I had to make an exception.” (23:07-23:14 | Christi)
“It's the ghost of a little boy who has been given the name of Timmy by the cast-members. P.S. there is about eight Timmy ghosts in Disney properties. Every ghost is named Timmy, I don't know why." (23:26-23:36 | Christi)
“Now this little boy haunts the Haunted Mansion. Well they always say there's 999 haunts and there's room for one more! Yeah I don't think they really mean that.” (32:28-32:39 | Christi & Stephen)
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| 0:00.0 | Hi weirdos we're back it's been a hot minute, but we are here to slay or something |
| 0:09.0 | That's so stupid you can't say stuff like that I can't be your friend I can't promote you if you're gonna say stuff like that. I can't be your friend. I can't promote you if you're going to say stuff like we're here to slay. |
| 0:15.2 | Like it's not it's not 2012. No, but the gays will love it and the gays are here for this queen here and so my gays are going to side with me and say |
| 0:24.8 | sleigh queen sleigh. |
| 0:26.7 | Right. Do we still say slay? |
| 0:29.3 | Girl, yeah, it's like drag queen lingo. It's like Drag Queen 101. |
| 0:33.0 | How about the other day you tried to like speak drag to me |
| 0:35.6 | and I'm like, what does that mean? |
| 0:37.0 | I actually, here's the most shameful part. |
| 0:39.1 | I went to Urban Dictionary to find out what it meant |
| 0:41.9 | and it didn't, it wasn't even on the urban dictionary. |
| 0:44.3 | Okay so just for our listeners and viewers the phrase that I gave to Christie the other day was |
| 0:49.2 | gooped and gagged and she was like I love it but I'm not sure what that means. |
| 0:53.0 | Yeah, I was like gooped like speechless like you're gooped and gagged and then I said actually |
| 1:00.0 | there was another drag me lingo that I threw in there like shortly after. |
| 1:03.7 | Yeah but I got that one. |
| 1:05.6 | But what was it? I'm curious. I don't remember. It was great though. I love educating |
| 1:09.3 | Christie on drag queen lingo because sometimes I forget that like it's not real talk and people just |
| 1:14.9 | know what it is. They don't. Then they don't. I do have to apologize for anybody watching me today that I am, I look like a sewer rat sorry I mean Stephen didn't |
| 1:25.8 | highlight her and like he made himself pretty and I'm like I look I look |
| 1:30.0 | like a hat on what well you you look presentable. I look like something that crawled out of a sewer. I'm like a teenage |
| 1:37.2 | shower. Oh, but I love that. Can I start calling you April? |
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