Oh, hello, level capitals.

Hope you're well.

I am here once again with my good buddy, Chris Irons, back by popular demand.

That last live stream we had, buddy.

That was a fan favorite for sure.

Well, I can assure you, my blood pressure is much lower today.

I've been meditating since last Thursday.

Just preparing for the day, right?

Dude, I had a legitimate tension headache when we stopped that thing yesterday.

I'm not reading any comments today, although I am agitated today if I can gripe about something very quickly.

Sure.

You know, in the world of Apple intelligence, which is supposed to be the big new hot shit thing, I asked my home pod today, again, this happened to me last week too, and I wrote about it, but I asked my home pod today the extremely complex question of how many days were in the month of March because I have my planner here and

you have to write the numbers out manually, you know, and so I was trying to write that out.

And instead of just being like 31, you know, with all the compendium of computing power,

we've assembled as human beings in the last five million years, it's like, I don't know. Can I send some answers to your

phone? I found some things on the web. I'm like, I'm asking you about the calendar. You remember

those little pocket organizers you had in like the 80s? Like those things could have done that

question. And then at the same time, I go to watch TV and my remote control needs a software update.

The TV itself needs a software update.

And I got a computer that just fucking turns off and restarts whenever the fuck it wants.

So I'm just sitting here like the future sucks.

Other than that, other than that, I'm doing pretty good.

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