You. Yeah, you sitting there.

I know what you're thinking of. I know what you're really thinking of.

You want that cheese snack. Yeah. The one you steal from your kids' lunchbox, perfectly round, cheesy and baked to perfection.

The one you hide on the top shelf so your short game can't reach.

The one you keep in your glove box for traffic jams? Or just because? You're thinking of mini-cheddars.

Oh, did it just make it worse by mentioning it?

Sorry, go on.

Give in, I would.

Mini-cheddars baked with real cheese.

Still thinking about it, aren't you?

Good morning, Jack, good morning, good morning, Christine.

Good morning, good morning. I'm glad we have a formal intro. This is good.

The sun is shining. It's a positive day here in the UK. I hope wherever you are listening, it is a good day for you too.

This is four star Eclare here. I had my press night for my show that's been touring for a while, and I got four stars in the paper that counts for me, which is the Times.

Whether you like it or not, that's the paper that I go to for reviews.

The Times is a chunky one.

That's a chunky, that's a chunky good.

Yes, yes. And it was a chunky good four-star

review. And I'm grateful and thank you to everybody else who gave me four stars. To those who

gave any less, there are two. I am ignoring. I am ignoring those. They're both very good reviews,

but they were tardy on the stars. I'm not, I can't be fucked with three stars.

That's no good to me.

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