Right, I was recently, so I'm in the midst of purchasing a Bugatti.

This kind of happened on accident. I was driving my Ferrari 812 Superfast from London back through Germany.

And I saw the Bugatti sign and I wanted to go in there to look at them and they wouldn't let me in because there's too many shipmunchers who come and pretend they want to buy Bugatti's.

I wanted to buy Bugatti and really they're just wasting everyone's time and they don't really actually want to buy anything.

So that annoyed me, they thought I was a shipmuncher. So I was like, I'm not a shipmuncher, Google me, I'm fucking rich.

I convinced them I was a G and all the cars I have, blah, blah, blah. And then they finally put me down with someone who's important, which was ahead of regional sales from Bugatti in Europe.

Blah blah blah accidentally ended up buying a Bugatti. So it's a process and you have to go through a bunch of crap to actually get the car.

But one of those things is test driving today. You have to go and drive the cars. You have to prove your competent.

I'm sure you can get away with it if you're like an Arab, Shaker, a billionaire, or all the cars. But people like me, if we want to order one, we have to prove we can drive it sure.

So I went and in between the driving test days, there's these dinners at night and you're sitting around with all the other Bugatti owners.

And I realized something which is really important because people, I mean, I've been to a lot of high-level events, a lot of high-level dinners,

sat with a lot of rich people, blah, blah, blah. But when you go to a Bugatti dinner, it's interesting because you know everybody there is extremely rich.

But they're all from different backgrounds. You have some people who are just daddies, money, some people who have made their own money in real estate.

Some people have made their own money to an XYZ. Then you have to Bugatti guys themselves who are trying to sell cars and work for the brand.

And they have a very unique life, of course, if you work for Bugatti, you have a very unique life.

And I realized that 90% of the conversations that were taking place at this dinner were simply stories.

So the guy who sold the Bugatti's was telling stories of the time he was selling a Bugatti in Bahrain and the shake thought it'd be funny to lock him in his Tiger's cage, for example.

The other guy who was buying a car along with me was an older guy and he was telling the story of the time he went into East Germany during communism in the 70s.

And then I'm telling my stories, like you've seen on tape speech, of getting robbed in Jamaica.

He pulls up in his club. The best club in Jamaica, blah, blah, blah, blah. We go in there. I am mixed race. I may as well have been Ed Sheeran up in his mother's club.

It was black. I'm not being racist. I'm saying it was black. The music was black. The lights were low. You couldn't see nobody's face. It was just black.

Everyone in there probably had a gun. I'm standing there completely out of place.

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