Yesterday it was raining, it was raining, I wanted to drive my cars, I couldn't drive

my cars because obviously it was raining, it pissed me off so I decided to design my

dream Lamborghini.

You people at home don't understand my struggles, you don't understand my life.

But for a long time I've been sitting there thinking, do I really need to upgrade my

Huracan, my Lamborghini Huracan?

To the Lamborghini Huracan EVO, even though they look basically the same and every shit

muncher out here won't be able to tell the difference, I'll be able to tell the difference

because I'm a Lamborghini guy, but these shit munchers, they won't be able to tell the difference.

To them, a Lamborghini Huracan EVO has rear wheel steering, seven times as much down

four, 30 more horsepower, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, but do I spend all this extra money

for the tiny bit of performance which I'm only going to notice that the absolute upper

echelon of driving and most people won't notice, but it was raining, so I decided to go

on the Lamborghini configurator and configure an EVO.

So I'm looking on the options list as two grand for a cup holder, two grand for a cup holder.

But if that's how much a cup holder costs, that's how much a cup holder costs, I want a cup holder.

So it's two G's, it's two G's, then I'm going through the options list, I need the lifting

system to go over the speed bumps and I need the rear view camera because you can't see

shit out the back of a Lamborghini, so it's all these things you kind of basically have

to buy.

And then there's other shit like X-Extro Chromatic, what was it?

X-O Chromatic mirrors, X-O Chromatic mirrors, I don't even know what the fuck that is.

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