I guarantee you don't walk around your house with a sword because you're not a

commander. I'm a commander. You know like when you command the troops in the

battle. That's me. That's how I live my life. So I walk around my house with a

sword and I make threats like old school threats like one of the musketeers. I

will run you through. Or I challenge men to doles. I'm like oh we can't do it. I don't

have a sword. You know your full ground menu got sword. So I'll walk around with a

sword because I'm unconventional. I do not comply. The world at large has

told you watch Netflix. Eat the bugs. Watch Disney. Don't have a sword. Don't walk

around with a sword. That's what they want you to do. Don't you understand? This is

an act of rebellion. Like all of my life is an act of rebellion. I'm that guy who does

whatever he wants. And right now I want a cigar. Am I allowed to smoke on YouTube?

Sorry. Did I just ask YouTube for a fucking permission to smoke on my own house? I

do what I want. Here's a funny story. After I got past 100 K subs I applied to get

my plaque and they said no. YouTube said I'm allowed one. Why? Too sexy? Too funny? Too cool?

Who knows? So I'm just going through my pockets. It's hard to find my cigars amongst all

the money. I was probably making a bit of noise on the microphone but I do what I want.

You're unhappy with it. You're unhappy with waiting for me to light a cigar and leave the channel.

I give a fuck about you. You're a peasant. You're a peon. You're a broken. I do as I please.

And that's a man who does whatever he pleases. I've analyzed the entire earth. All of it.

And realized all of the world's problems. I've worked it out. I've deciphered. I'm about to

tell you the root cause of every single problem in the world. So buckle the fuck up.

Because just like every other tape speech you're going to be sitting there going no way. And by the

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