I'll tell you my story about Jamaica. I've been to Jamaica once in my life and I will

never go there again. So I had some business in Jamaica. I was putting a very nice hotel.

When you get to the hotel, they say we have restaurants, we have clubs, we have everything

inside the hotel. Don't leave the hotel. We have everything you want here. And it was

fine for the first couple of days, but after a while of seeing fat Americans over and

indulge on the buffet and go into this club, which was garbage. I'm sure you can imagine.

You get pissed off with sitting in the fucking golden prison and you decide to go and explore

for yourself. So I said, fuck it. I'm in Jamaica. I'm going to go find some actual Jamaican

fun. I know some Jamaican brothers in London. They're a little bit crazy, but I know Jamaica's

a dangerous place, but whatever. I'm a dangerous guy. A bullet probably wouldn't kill me five

of my back and take one. So I decide to go out exploring in Jamaica. So I go up to

reception. So I need a taxi. I'm going to do my Jamaican accent. She goes, I can't do

it smiling. She goes, what do you need a taxi for? I said, I'm going to go out and look

around. She goes, no, don't, don't do that. Stay in the hotel. We have, we have bar in

the hotel. I was like, no, no, so she wouldn't give me a taxi. So let's fuck you then.

Reception literally wouldn't order me a taxi. So I walk out, out the hotel, down the long

road, all the way out to the main road. I think I'll find my own fucking taxi. See a taxi.

I wave, dude stops. I said, bro, I'm going to go, I want to go have some fun. He goes,

get in the car, man, I'll show you around the island. We have fun. I said, all right, cool.

So I get in the car. This is what's your name? I said, Andrew. And then you go, you and

he goes, grim. I said, grim. He goes, yeah, grim reaper. Start laughing. And I was just

like, yeah, all right, grim reaper. This is a warning. There are two tells you his name's

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