Well, I start the day with a good hot breakfast, porridge, eggs and bacon and a drop of whisky in tea.

You can divide the virus then.

Oh, very good.

What about you, madam?

I believe in a good breakfast, but I also believe if you have got the flu, rinse your inside out with continually with boiled water about four or five half-pine glasses a day. Boiled water.

On this episode of the Commercial Break.

You know, as one of the top comedy podcasts in the bottom half of the comedy charts,

it causes the entire podcast universe, a lot of a jada, when we don't push out fresh episodes.

So you can understand the precarious position that I'm in, having received my annual visit from Atlanta's 5th fake spring.

Just like taxes, dental cleaning, and that twice a year you have sex with your spouse,

I have received my annual visit from Uncle Flu and his ex-wife sinus infection.

So unfortunately, for all those who are paying attention,

the commercial break does not have a new episode to fluff your feathers and tickle your tallywacker today.

But fear not, my little minions.

We're going to do what every other prestigious podcast would do in a situation just like this.

Rehash the intro and outro, throw one of the

mediocre past episodes in the middle, and give it a catchy name like TCB Classic. And what's on the

menu for today's TCB Classic, you may ask? We're going to re-listen to our good friend Brad Van

Bus Station. Ah, yes, Brad, the venerable Love Connection contestant who touched our hearts and made

us nauseous by bringing his date to the local Greyhound Station because urine-stained metal benches,

the smell of body odor, and vending machine junk food for dinner, has never, ever, ever turned a woman

off, not in my experience anyway, and certainly not in Brad's experience. We felt instantly in love

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