TCB Infomercial w. Maz Jobrani

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2024

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Episode #589: Bryan & Krissy are joined by comedian Maz Jobrani…and he is certainly NOT a jabroni! Two old bald heads passing in the night Bryan was addicted to Clubhouse The quantum witch does a little magic Maz Jobrani! The Olympics (we can’t escape Bryan’s zeal for this) The Friday late crowd Drunk Trump heckler at a Maz Jobrani show Iranian comics Feeling old Maz’s early roles West Wing Tiktok Long form→short form→long form He’s dancey on stage! Hours of content Kid slang Aggro political messaging Getting a little political Making fun of our nation’s leaders Special Guest: Maz Jobrani Watch “The Birds & The Bees”: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKhIhSgy78 Follow Maz on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mazjobrani/?hl=en Maz On Tour: https://www.mazjobrani.com/live/ Come To Our Shows: Dania Beach Improv (Tuesday, Sept. 24th) The Funny Bone Orlando (Wednesday, Sept. 25th) Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	By the way, I'm so sorry that Tehran was making fun of your hair.
0:03.4	This is bullshit, okay?
0:05.3	Just because we're bald.
0:06.2	Look at you beautiful bald guy.
0:07.6	Look at this.
0:08.6	I can Tehran with his hair.
0:10.6	That's bullshit. That's bald people.
0:14.0	Come on, we got something.
0:15.0	Any other bald people?
0:17.0	It's just me and you?
0:18.0	There you go.
0:20.0	There you go. Look, you look, you look, you look fucking great man
0:23.2	show that head you know what I'm saying fucking we're bald these guys
0:27.7	shampoo fuck you
0:29.5	fucking shampoo oh shit Fucking shampoo. Oh shit.
0:34.0	I'll be honest, no, I'll be honest with you guys, I still shampoo.
0:38.0	I swear to God.
0:39.0	I swear to God.
0:40.0	You know why? I swear.
0:42.0	I swear. In the hopes, every every time I shampoo I hope that like the new shampoo that I try
0:46.8	Just grows a lip just one
0:50.3	I Sir I go like this and I come out. I'm like I think I it's growing!
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