TCB Special Election Coverage!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 August 2024

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Episode #576: Former President Trump & President Biden join Bryan & Krissy at TCB to “discuss” all things “politics” in a very cool, chill, and coherent way. YeeAHHhh! We’re getting poly-charged here at TCB today The Olympics continue Breakdancing! Simone Biles, greatest athlete of our time!!!!! Making America the home of bitcoin, dogecoin, and fake news Old guys running for pres Trump’s eating habits He is very much in love! Trump’s audio hole Sleepovers with Kim Biden’s various ailments Biden knows the difference between cow and chicken! Ukraine & Putin Biden’s stand-up jet skis Austin Nasso! Tech roast Tech bros vs AI Delulu tech companies Start up scams Austin’s viral impression journey TCB Live September 24th & 25th in Florida! Special guest: Austin Nasso Watch Austin's Videos Here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOGKa4-jBxlgcrrIhzDV47w https://www.tiktok.com/@austinnasso?lang=en Follow Austin on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/austinnasso/?hl=en https://www.instagram.com/techroastshow/?hl=en VISIONARY BILLIONAIRE GENIUS Podcast Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/thecommercialbreak/ https://www.instagram.com/bryanwgreen/ https://www.instagram.com/tcbkrissy/ YOUTUBE: https://www.youtube.com/thecommercialbreak TIKTOK https://www.tiktok.com/@tcbpodcast Visit our website: https://tcbpodcast.com/ CREDITS: Executive Producer: Bryan Green Hosts: Bryan Green & Krissy Hoadley Producer: Astrid B. Green Producer & Audio Editor: Christina Archer Christina’s Podcast: Apple Podcasts & Spotify To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If just thinking about your bills makes you feel confused and disorientated,
0:05.0	like your head is full of Raspberry,
0:08.0	then you need Monzo.
0:10.0	Download your new favorite bank and pay bills from custom pots.
0:15.0	Money never felt like Monzo.
0:18.0	UK Residents, Tease and see supply.
0:21.0	You can take my ears but you cannot take my liberty. They want to cut off my
0:26.2	ears like the Taliban but what they don't know is my ears can grow back like
0:30.4	Spongebob through budding, by the way.
0:33.0	Hit me with your best shot, why don't you?
0:35.0	Because if that's the best you got, you're a loser.
0:38.0	You're such a loser. You missed so bigly, by the way, you had a big opportunity.
0:42.0	You could have made my head blow up on
0:44.9	TV but you didn't do that did you now my ear is going to grow back bigger and better it will have
0:51.1	better hearing I will hear like an owl.
0:54.0	On this episode of the commercial break
1:01.0	but luckily you know I have very good genetics. I have a lot of stem cells and quite frankly it grew back bigger and better and you know, you're looking my ear now. It's quite frankly one of the bigger ears and it even has echo location now they you know they gave it an enhancement it can now I'm walking around I hear all this buzzing they're telling me it's electromagnetic waves like a bat.
1:25.0	All of a sudden all of a sudden you know first my ear is shot next thing I know I'm catching bugs at night.
1:37.0	The next episode of the commercial break starts now. Now. Oh yeah, I got the kittens.
1:45.0	Welcome back to the commercial break.
1:47.0	I'm Brian Green.
1:48.0	This is the Jojo to my Chappelle.
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