It's the Judge John Hodgman podcast.

I'm bailiff, Jesse Thorne.

With me is Judge John Hodgman.

If you're a member of Maximum Fun, thank you once again for supporting the Judge John Hodgman podcast and all the podcasts you love at Maximum Fun.

You might already know that as a member, you can watch or listen to our episode

recorded live at Dynasty Typewriter in Los Angeles. And while you're over there in the bonus feed,

make sure you check out our J-Squod watchalong of the Razzie Award-winning spring break film

from Justin to Kelly. Man, and it earned its Razies.

Let me say, but I had a great time watching it and celebrating Spring Break with you, John,

as this is the Spring Break Max Fund Drive, the totally 90s spring break Max Fund Drive that we extended

to roughly 2003 to accommodate from Justin to Kelly.

That's right.

This episode of the show was recorded live at Dynasty Typewriter, as John said, and that means

that there is real full video.

I mean, the kind of video that, you know, when we did one on the last tour, you had to buy tickets to, is available for free to every single member in your Maximum Fund account.

So if you're a member, go log in.

You can watch a full video along with our full spring break special.

You can also listen to it in your maximum fund member bonus feed.

But if you're not yet a member, great news.

Here's a little taste of our live show at Dynasty Typewriter.

It's the city of tomorrow there in New York City, but right now we're here in Los Angeles,

the city of three hours ago from where I live.

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